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i'll jaim my buchanan at the enemy (james buchanan)
frankly delano roosevelt, i'm the best man for the job (franklin delano roosevelt)
he'll barack your world (barack obama)
the other candidates are palin in comparison (sarah palin)
if you're tylerin of the competition, vote for me (john tyler)
if you don't vote for me, i'll jack yer son (andrew jackson)
polk smash! (james k. polk)
everything will be jf-ok when i'm president (john f. kennedy)
i'm going to trim the bush of evil (george bush)
i'm the mitt to the world's oven (mitt romney)
i'll washington the evil away (george washington)
even jeff, yer son, voted for me (thomas jefferson)
i'll lower your bills clinton (bill clinton)
the odore candidates don't compare to roosevelt (theodore roosevelt)