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if you can answer one of the following riddles, you can win a free burrito!

your name:


name of the question:


your answer: 




    THE PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR
    What did the private investigator say while listening to his favorite song on his record-setting morning jog?
    
    THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
    Why did the crazy man with the speech impediment murder everyone at the doctor's office when he saw the
    diagram of the human anatomy?
    
    THE JAPANESE MAN
    What did the Japanese man say when he gained 10,000 reward points at Goodwill in one day?

Important Info:
Burritos will be delivered upon my discretion.
I make no guarantees that I will send a burrito to someone in a different state, or to anyone at all.
If I can't figure out who an entrant is from the entered name, they may not be eligible to win the prize.